English, the official language!

A while back I got sent this text on skype by a friend, I have just found it again, and it made me laugh, so I thought I would share it with you!

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as “Euro-English”.

In the first year, “s” will replace the soft “c”. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard “c” will be dropped in favour of “k”. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publikenthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome “ph” will be replaced with “f”. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent “e” in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th” with “z” and “w” with “v”.

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary “o” kan be dropd from vords kontaining “ou” and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

Morecambe – Theatre Royal, Winchester

I won some tickets the other day to go and see a show at the Theatre. I have only been there twice before and was looking to go again! I was so happy that there were two tickets, as it enabled me to take Katie out for the evening and spend some time alone! I took some pictures during the show. Check them out below.

The show wasnt the normal type of thing I would go and pay to see, but Im glad I had the opportunity to go and see the show, it was very good!

Spending Time With Ryan

I have been trying to get Ryan to interact with me more now that he is getting older. Ryan never really took to me as he took to Katie, and I would like this to change and I think I have finally found a way we can both be happy while playing and get bond more and get to know him as an individual!

Ever since Ryan had borrowed a DS from his cousin to play on, hes really getting into gaming, so I thought I might try him at the games on my PlayStation 3. I would start him off nice and easy with racing games and progress from there.

Eventually I would like to get him onto playing PC games along with me. He absolutely loves it when I’m playing Call of Duty or Counter-Strike. So my end goal would be to buy him a PC of his own and buy him the games I have so he can play with me online.

The only racing game that I do own for the PlayStation 3 is Gran Turismo 5 Prologue, which is alright, but it lacks the complete choice of cars in the full game. At the minute because of lack of funds,  I am downloading racing car demos from the PlayStation Store, in hope to find a decent one that I can buy and be able to play properly.

I am going to give a quick review of each of the games I’m going to test out and then mark them out of 10.

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